{"id":33556,"date":"2019-05-07T07:49:43","date_gmt":"2019-05-07T11:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/?p=33556"},"modified":"2019-05-07T07:49:43","modified_gmt":"2019-05-07T11:49:43","slug":"whats-going-on-at-the-c-i-a-woman-arrested-at-langley-identified-as-agent-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/?p=33556","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s going on at the C.I.A.? Woman arrested at Langley identified as &#8220;Agent Penis&#8221;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>&#8216;Agent Penis&#8217;: Woman arrested at CIA HQ after citing unusual codename<\/h1>\n<p><!--more-->by John Gage  |  Washington Examiner<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"ArticlePage-articleBody-firstLetter\">A<\/span> woman was arrested this week after trying four separate times to sneak into the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters in northern Virginia to speak to &#8220;Agent Penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The criminal complaint described the May 3 incident involving Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, from North Carolina: &#8220;Upon arrival, the defendant provided her Iowa identification card, requested to recover her North Carolina identification card, and requested to speak to Agent Penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After a review of records, Officer Mirko Pe\u00f1a \u2014 who was not &#8220;Agent Penis&#8221; \u2014 determined that &#8220;CIA police officers had encountered the defendant on several recent occasions, and had cited her for trespassing on the prior evening.&#8221; Her last three appearances had been on consecutive days.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOfficers then warned the defendant that if she did not depart the premises, she would be arrested. The defendant then declined to board the bus and stated that &#8220;l am not leaving.&#8221; Officers thereupon arrested the defendant for remaining on an Agency installation after being ordered to leave,\u201d the document continues.<\/p>\n<div class=\"Enhancement\">\n<div class=\"Enhancement-item\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"doc_29402\" class=\"scribd_iframe_embed\" title=\"Hernandez Affidavit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.scribd.com\/embeds\/408878264\/content?start_page=1&amp;view_mode=scroll&amp;access_key=key-UUpqlqEG2Nur1dVlpEmz&amp;show_recommendations=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" data-auto-height=\"false\" data-aspect-ratio=\"0.7676595744680851\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The full document, which is available above, finds that Hernandez did not have any \u201cauthorization\u201d to speak with any \u201cAgent Penis.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On April 22, Hernandez walked into CIA Headquarters in Langley, Va., through the main vehicle entrance. She was stopped by a CIA police officer and said that she had applied for employment at the spy agency and that her &#8220;recruiter&#8221; had told her to come to the complex.<\/p>\n<p>Then on May 1, Hernandez returned via a Lyft vehicle, and again said she was trying to meet with her recruiter. Officers then issued her a written warning and turned her away. On May 2, Hernandez turned up again, having switched from Lyft to Uber. CIA officers allege that she &#8220;stated that she wanted to &#8220;speak to her recruiter&#8221; and that she knew to come here because her &#8216;phone was off.'&#8221; She was again told to leave.<\/p>\n<p>Hernandez was charged with criminal trespassing in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. She is currently being held in Alexandria city jail.<\/p>\n<p>The CIA has not revealed the true identity of &#8220;Agent Penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>___<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/news\/woman-charged-for-trespassing-after-trying-to-sneak-into-cia-by-asking-for-agent-penis\">https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/news\/woman-charged-for-trespassing-after-trying-to-sneak-into-cia-by-asking-for-agent-penis<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Agent Penis&#8217;: Woman arrested at CIA HQ after citing unusual codename<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicconvergence.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}